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MaXXis85
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am Posts: 6233 Location: Tarkington, TX
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Im wandering why the alarm wasnt sounded? If the door is opened with the factory alarm it will sound unless it is unlocked with the key or the keyless remote! Its how GM's alamr works. Sorry to hear that brad I had guns stolen out of our gun cabinet at home.
_________________ Bayou Surface Drive 337-351-0362 Tarkington, TX 77327
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| Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:10 pm |
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BASSMASTER
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:55 pm Posts: 1091 Location: TX
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note to self, don't move to LA ... yall got alot of theives around there!
_________________ Gave up hunting ducks and started underwater basket weaving!
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DeathMetalDukk
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:50 pm Posts: 3777 Location: Knotts Island, North Carolina.
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_________________ Put yer face in the myrtles.
35 GTR chasing a 1650 Polarkrap.
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| Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:31 pm |
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BASSMASTER
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:55 pm Posts: 1091 Location: TX
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i only know 1 person that has gotten robbed, and that was c & s melvins dad got there lawnmower stolen. lmao.. its funny now... but then again i live in an all white community 
_________________ Gave up hunting ducks and started underwater basket weaving!
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cb5331
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Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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TXSHOCKWAVE
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:51 pm Posts: 295 Location: Karankawa Lake TX
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OwenDickeson
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9869
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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_________________ 1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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Team Camo
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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I'm just curious, if JC wouldn't have sold his Sig Sauer to Brad, would this thread be talkin about not leaving your GPS, your Ipod, or your radar detector in ya truck?
_________________ 1846 GTB & 35 GTR Team Gator-Tail
Killer Kallz & ANGLE PORT dealer (409) 720-8949
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| Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:23 pm |
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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_________________ 1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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lastchance
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:56 pm Posts: 1646 Location: Chauvin
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Last night my wife walked outside and found a "NAGGER" in my yellow labs mouth in the boat. By the time I grab my pistol and made it to the door he jumped back over the fince and ran like the NAGGER he is. So tonight is stake out night 
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| Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:07 pm |
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robertb4wd
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 1501 Location: Bridge City, Texas
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_________________ 1754 Gatortail Extreme / 35 GTR
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petrel
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Joined: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:51 am Posts: 770 Location: NVA
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_________________ Phowler 2066 w/ E5 37 ProDrive w/ Illowa Marine Heads MoMarsh Fatboy/2 Honda
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BradS
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:23 am Posts: 4514 Location: Lafayette, La
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Im going to have some signs made that say
ATTN: THIEVES RESIDESNTS ARE ARMED
Im gonna put it at every entrance to the neighborhood and the 2 ways they can get in thru the woods
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| Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:26 am |
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quackconsumer
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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Brad, after much thought I have developed a plan for how you to catch dem thievin bastids.
Step 1 ~ set the stage: You need to lure them back to your house. Place some objects of value in the back of your truck with da tailgate down, so dat they can easily see it from the road. Also, set up a table in your frount yard and leave a watermellon on it along wit sum cheap malt liquor. You have now created an enviroment dat will surely bring in da most caustion of all theives.
Step 2, leave a gun in the back of your truck as well (unloaded of course)
Step 3, hide and wait for the guilty party to show up. Once they get their do not alert them of your presence until one of them has picked up the gun (leaving his finger prints). Once dis has happened, unload your weapon of choice into their center mass region.
Step 4, load the gun you left on the tailgate and call police. When they arived explain how you were in the process of unloading your truck when you had to hurry inside to take a chit. When you returned you stumbled across da thieves (now dead) robbing you. When they noticed you they grabbed the gun you left on the tailgate so you quickly eliminated the threat by killing dem. Be sure to explain how at dis point you "feared for your life".
Step 5, ask the cornor if nobody claims these bodies if you friend can have dem. (I could allways use free bait)
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| Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:16 am |
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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thats awesome, the things we come up with literally scares me.
Or hey Brad just catch them in the act beat the shit out of them and then tie them to the tree and call the cops and tell them how you did their job for them.
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| Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:32 am |
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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QC, that is the best plan ever....for serious. 
_________________ 1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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| Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:47 pm |
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duckshot
MMT Member
Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:32 am Posts: 13
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Dead beat porch monkeys!
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Wodens scout
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Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:37 am Posts: 48 Location: Swamp South Georgia
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I feel for ya bro, I had some crack headed n*gger break into my truck and steal a weatherby .270 and remington 870.
I thought it was a mexican because I had the truck locked up purty well.
I guess the n*ggers are gettin smarter.
Cops caught him about 6 months later, got the 870 back the weatherby is still mia.
Only thing worse than a n*g to me is a ni66er lover.
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Wodens scout
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Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:37 am Posts: 48 Location: Swamp South Georgia
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OwenDickeson
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9869
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Incorrigibles...that's just what y'all are.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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| Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:51 pm |
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hunt682
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:43 am Posts: 1127 Location: Camilla, Georgia
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eljefe
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Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:32 am Posts: 5210 Location: Beaumont Texas
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_________________ You can't see the sunrise if your eyes are closed. dying aint much of a livin....
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1840 WC www.wccustomboats.com fuel injected 25 GTR
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Team Camo
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Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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_________________ 1846 GTB & 35 GTR Team Gator-Tail
Killer Kallz & ANGLE PORT dealer (409) 720-8949
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take'emgator
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Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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Little SOB's shouldn't have been in ur yard at 3am, had no business, yeah i just now got to the point to where i could walk through the lawyers office without hereing my first name being talked about. Next time we just won't call the cops how about that.
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latravcha
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:26 am Posts: 1173
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_________________ Aucoin 20X48 36pd Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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latravcha
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Joined: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:26 am Posts: 1173
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_________________ Aucoin 20X48 36pd Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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Duckdon
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Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:32 pm Posts: 407 Location: Chugiak, Alaska
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Had a break-in at my house 10 years ago. They took a 9mm and a bucket of change. Turned in the serial number and got the gun back maybe 5 years later. Sorry man.....Duckdon
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POKER1
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm Posts: 6243 Location: Bossier City
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_________________ 18x48 Charles Leonard / 36PD
"I do think there is a Squatch in these woods"!!!!!
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