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med
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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 Guess I'm a Redneck
The wife has been been much more accepting of the mud boat and going riding since the makeover and new power. Stopped to get gas on the way home from the lake today though and a phat tricked out Malibu SKI BOAT pulled up next us... That bastard undid every bit of the progress I've made with the wife. She's now back to the "you have a redneck boat"  Tapatalk 2
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| Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:37 pm |
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postalpaul
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Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:25 pm Posts: 1935 Location: Kaufman- TEXAS
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autogateman
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Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:32 pm Posts: 4036 Location: Gonzales La
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 Re: Guess I'm a Redneck
Dude I had to read this four times before I realized you were talking about a Malibu ski boat. Couldn't figure out why a thugs Chevy Malibu would sway your wife's opinion of your boat. LOL
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med
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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Lol. Yeah it was Malibu ski boat. THE baddest one I have ever seen. Dguidry could wear his knee pads and pull leg with that rig  Tapatalk 2
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Team Camo
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Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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 Re: Guess I'm a Redneck
 glad I wasn't the only one that got confused on it.
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270Handiman
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Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:46 pm Posts: 2342 Location: Mandeville, LA
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Lol, been there too. My wife and 2 daughters call mine "the camo boat". It's not exactly the status symbol they want, and any trips to the river or sand bar in it are not posted on Facebook, lol!
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Migrator
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Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:29 pm Posts: 3227 Location: Black River, MS
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Guess I'm lucky. Mine loves the ability to jump shit @ WOT! Had a girl @ the river yesterday comment when we pulled up to the sandbar..."why did they come up here in that swamp boat?". My neighbour was already there & in the water & replied "cause he don't have room to open the 250 up on his other boat in this little river." If she only new what these lil swamp boats will do! 
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med
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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She likes it but she likes the big boats too. I told her to look at the guys that keep staring at us... Told her I'd bet money that the majority wished they had one.  I'm happy as a lark. Screw a big boat. Although my broke neighbor has a taylor jet that I have my eye on. Tapatalk 2
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BayouBuster
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Joined: Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:33 am Posts: 1352 Location: Genoa AR
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Guess I'm lucky, mine loves to ride in the back water sloughs and rivers. As long as she can catch some sun she is happy.
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CootSlayerRMFT
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Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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 Re: Guess I'm a Redneck
I can't get in and out of a gas station in less than 30 minutes because every dude there wants to play 100 questions with me. Never fails, I always hear the old, "Can this thing do the stuff that Troy does on Swamp People?!" "Oh like jump a "levee" when there's a clear path thru right next to him? Yep, it'll do that!" 
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Team Camo
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Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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30 mins??!!!! Consider yourself lucky, think about how long those of us with good motors get hemmed up everywhere. 
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OwenDickeson
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Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9869
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Not as bad around here anymore since everyone has them now.
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3rd Coast Killer
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Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:17 pm Posts: 2624 Location: League City, Texas. It's where I play.
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zschne1
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Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:06 pm Posts: 121
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 Re: Guess I'm a Redneck
my boats are reffered to as "the green one" (surface drive) and "the white one" (blazer bay) When i said i was looking at a new boat her responce was "it better not be another green one"
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tylerduckman
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Joined: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:40 pm Posts: 844 Location: Tyler TX
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 Re: Guess I'm a Redneck
My wife is the same way, she won't even ride in the "duck boat". I have a 20ft Rinker I take the family out in. Dont get me wrong, it is a nice boat but gives me no where near the enjoyment the duck boat does. I've been more excited about the skiff Peter Willet is building me than any damn ski boat!
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creekwader
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Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:08 pm Posts: 67 Location: Central La.
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i was riding in a open canal with high lillies on both side. When a Skeeter pull along side of me and gave me go ahead signal I gave it right back. Hung a hard right threw the lillies on the other side of the curve I was ahead of him and he gave me a thumbs up in return. Made my day!!!!
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dguidry
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Passing vehicles take twice as long to pass me up.
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BROOKS
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm Posts: 4596 Location: East TEXAN Proud
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MALLARDSX2
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Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:34 pm Posts: 978 Location: GA
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The ski boat guy has to take viagra and besides he owns a 50K boat and a 12 K trailer........thats the difference between impressing that chumps girl and a woman like yours... stay thirsty my friend!
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OwenDickeson
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Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9869
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BROOKS
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm Posts: 4596 Location: East TEXAN Proud
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med
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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da go get'er
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Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:30 am Posts: 3406 Location: Prairieville
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Went to the camp the other weekend girlfriend requested we take the go devil over the bass boat. her statement was she rather go frogging and swamp riding than fishing and laying out. I think I'll keep her around
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