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Duck Natzi
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 need some quick advice home today with wife, havent had a nooner in forever, whats a good way to ask the wife to jump in the sack for a 10:00amer ? Give me your best lines 
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craig
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm
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Location: Chauvin
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Re: need some quick advice Hey bitch, lets phuck!! 
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Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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Capt. Jon
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Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:25 pm
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Location: In a trailer of common sense, looking out the window at a tornado of stupidity
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Re: need some quick advice "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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craig
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Location: Chauvin
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Re: need some quick advice
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1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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bayouboy
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Location: Venice, La
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BROOKS
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm
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Location: East TEXAN Proud
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Re: need some quick advice Capt ~ I's be laffin' mines butt off rite now !!!! That reminded me in what we used to call "TexasForeplay" ... "Git in the Truck Biss" !!!!!
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muddy
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POKER1
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm
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Location: Bossier City
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Re: need some quick advice
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"I do think there is a Squatch in these woods"!!!!!
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jn70549
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Re: need some quick advice Tell her that you parked your pick up truck in the front of the house so Jodie would see it and Jodie is not coming so you will fill in for him.
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Duck Natzi
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Location: Cervix Deep Ar.
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Re: need some quick advice
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TURBODRIVE
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Re: need some quick advice HECK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK, IF SHE'S YOUR WIFE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH TO MAKE IT HAPPEN 
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Mudgun
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:24 pm
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Location: Here Be Rocks VA
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Re: need some quick advice Hire a hot 23 year old female.
Your wife will try to wear the white off your pecker.
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River
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Location: Unaffiliated, SETX group has caused me to renounce my Texas Citizenship
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Re: need some quick advice
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Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote."-Benjamin Franklin
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dead animal
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Re: need some quick advice tell her....
gimme sum pussay, cause i know u got sum on u !!!
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LA OUTLAW
MMT 1000 Club
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Location: Morgan City
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Re: need some quick advice
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Mud Slinger
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Re: need some quick advice
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bayouboy
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LA OUTLAW
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Re: need some quick advice
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Mudgun
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Location: Here Be Rocks VA
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Re: need some quick advice When I was single and negotiations came to a stalemate I would employ a technique known as "swing for the fence"
Just act like it's all good and start polishing the bishop. Right next to her. Don't say a word. She'll say something eventually and you just say "if I don't take care of this, I won't be able to sleep and it causes some discomfort the way it is." Go back to what you were doing.
According to my records 6/12 helped me out of my situation.
The other 6 never answered my calls.
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