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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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FML
So the other day was my 10yr wedding anniversary. My mother n law texted me, my wife, my brother n law, and his wife happy anniversary. We all got married on the same date but this was their 1 yr anniversary. So this morning bout 11:00 my wife texted me wanting a pic of my dick. I was busy so a few minutes ago I took the pic and texted it
To the fucking group text on accident! The pic went to her mom, my brother n law, and his wife!! I didn't know till my wife calls laughing soo much she's crying. Then while I'm on the phone with her my sister n law texted my wife "how lucky u r lol" but she didnt text my wife she texted the group so now my bro n law is pissed at her and my father n law calls wanting to know wtf is going on. What a fucking mess
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:16 pm |
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dfou
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:38 am Posts: 3986 Location: Pville, La
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Re: FML
That's hilarious I needed a good laugh. It's been a rough few days
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:17 pm |
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jordy
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:25 pm Posts: 1588 Location: South Louisiana
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Re: FML
Lmfao that's epic.
Sent from my GTR...yep, it can do this too.
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:17 pm |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: FML
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:18 pm |
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BKScripto
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:23 am Posts: 482
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Re: FML
LMFAO! I've always had a fear of doing something like that. Damn the iPhone group text!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:22 pm |
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Fowlweather80
MMT F.E.
Joined: Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:03 pm Posts: 899 Location: Cent. FLA or Hell cause im surrounded by liberals
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Re: FML
HFS true story ? Dude that made my day
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:25 pm |
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fowllife08
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:25 pm Posts: 3676 Location: down in da flats, LA
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Re: FML
_________________ 35 GTR chasin a BBC 1848
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:25 pm |
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cb5331
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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Re: FML
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:26 pm |
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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Re: FML
True story
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:30 pm |
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lunacris
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:31 pm Posts: 3251 Location: Da Parish
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Re: FML
Ahhhh the assumption burns someone yet again
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:35 pm |
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rob_E
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:03 pm Posts: 1763 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Re: FML
the group text got me once too but never again
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:46 pm |
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mizzippi jb
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:53 pm Posts: 5077 Location: The duck Mecca called Ga!
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Re: FML
Nice! Maybe your sister in law thinks you are forever draggin that dick around lol!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:57 pm |
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CJB
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:46 am Posts: 5216 Location: Across the Bayou, LA
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Re: FML
Hot damn boy that's fukn hilarious! Well I'm sure glad you didn't send it to the other group text!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:06 pm |
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Captchaz
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:47 pm Posts: 4183 Location: Cut Off,LA
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Re: FML
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:10 pm |
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Quackhead62
MMT F.E.
Joined: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:47 pm Posts: 931 Location: Maurice,La
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Re: FML
There went my cup of water all over my computer!!! Damn the bad luck. Thats what sux about that group text shit.
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:24 pm |
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Kmoppert
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:48 pm Posts: 2006 Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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Re: FML
Thank you
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:25 pm |
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Bigrich
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:52 pm Posts: 7064 Location: Mallard country
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Re: FML
LMMFAO!!! good shit
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:14 pm |
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: FML
Thank you for sharing. But I would have kept it in the family.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:20 pm |
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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Re: FML
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:24 pm |
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2ducks
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:59 pm Posts: 366 Location: Bridge city, TX
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Re: FML
That's good stuff
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:00 pm |
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gfowel
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:52 pm Posts: 1024 Location: Florida
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Re: FML
Sorry about your luck with that. Thanks for sharing that story. I was having a shit day also. That was fn hilarious .
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:24 pm |
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JIMMY W
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm Posts: 4534 Location: South Louisiana
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Re: FML
Talking about crazy shit?I went and ate Thanksgiving dinner with a friends family and a girl I was messing with just happen to be there sitting across from me at the dinner table(20 or more people).I slipped my boot and sock off and stuck my foot under her dress and went to working that thing with my big toe but noticed she never stopped eating or bullshitting with some of the people there and holy hell I looked at my friends grandmaw sitting next to my old girlfriend and her fuking eyes were rolled to the back of her head and she was chewing on her napkin!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:52 pm |
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Bigrich
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:52 pm Posts: 7064 Location: Mallard country
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Re: FML
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:54 pm |
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JIMMY W
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm Posts: 4534 Location: South Louisiana
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Re: FML
_________________ 17/54 GT EXTREME Center Console, Huntdeck w/ GTR 35
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:55 pm |
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270Handiman
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:46 pm Posts: 2342 Location: Mandeville, LA
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Re: FML
Brother-n-law with the little dick got the worst end of this deal, lol. Best story on here in a while!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:57 pm |
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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Re: FML
I just read this to my fellow operators and they ar crying! Thanks for the good laugh
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:07 pm |
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autogateman
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:32 pm Posts: 4036 Location: Gonzales La
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Re: FML
i dont care who ya are thats funny right there!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:07 pm |
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Migrator
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:29 pm Posts: 3227 Location: Black River, MS
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Re: FML
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:17 pm |
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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Re: FML
Wife said mother n law thought it was funny. I told her ima bang her mom and she jabbed me with her fork. I knew she was playing, but it was still harder than I thought it would have been. It was one of those I'm jokingly jabbing u with a fork but if u do ill cut ur dick off moments-weird.
I called my bro n law, he didnt answer. Called me back and I apologized. Told him it was an accident. He understood. Then he started asking if his wife ever hit on me, and if I think she's attractive. I told him he needed to chill out, that I'm not fucking his wife and I kinda felt like he didnt believe me.
Told my wife her brother is really freaking. She said she knows, his wife told mine they been fighting since it happened. Apparently not bad enough cuz she didnt come sleep here lol. I can see it ima have to beat his Lil ass. He's turning nothing into something.
I find the whole situation funny now that it's all over with. My wife said it was the best thing that ever happened to her. Lol she has a weird sence of humor but she thinks this is absolutely hysterical.
What does bother me tho is this guy really thinks his wife wants to hook up just cuz she seen my dick. I told him good thing she do t watch porn. He had no laugh, just an unpleasant pause. It is troubling tho that he has no trust n me.
My other bro n lAw ( my wife's sisters husband) called and he too thought this was awesome. We have a good relationship. On Xmas we bring up ol girlfriends and stories to see whose wife will get madder. We grew up together a Lil bit. We always play the ima piss off ur wife so u dont get laid game. He thought it was awesome. Said it tops anything he's ever done lol. Ill keep u updated
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:17 pm |
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Bigrich
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:52 pm Posts: 7064 Location: Mallard country
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Re: FML
This is just an awesome story!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:22 pm |
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:24 pm |
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cb5331
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:24 pm |
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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Re: FML
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:25 pm |
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cb5331
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:27 pm |
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med
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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Re: FML
_________________ 1850 & 36pd
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:30 pm |
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Bigrich
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:52 pm Posts: 7064 Location: Mallard country
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Re: FML
I have been my gf, and coworkers everybody been rolling!!! I believe ya, this is great!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:31 pm |
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: FML
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:34 pm |
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bayouboy
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:08 pm Posts: 5376 Location: Venice, La
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Re: FML
Here's my wife's number. 504-638-4562!
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:11 pm |
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:12 pm |
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Bigbuckfever
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat May 28, 2011 11:18 pm Posts: 2114 Location: Slinger, WI
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Re: FML
That's hilarious.... one the other hand you need snapchat.
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