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I don't really understand what all goes on when women take a shower. I have a super size jug of Head & Shoulders shampoo and a bar of Irish Spring soap in our shower. Thats all I need to get the job done. I mean I'll probably run out of hair before I run out of shampoo cause at last count I only had 207 left. My wife has no less than 15 bottles of chit in there. I really don't think she knows what its all for. And it can't be working because she looses enough hair every day that it looks like a small rat got caught up in the drain. I don't understand it. Life is so unfair. :lol:

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I feel your pain. I got the same situation over here. Wife and two daughters and each one of em has about 6 or 7 bottles of crap hangin around the tub.

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Just empty all dem bottles into one big one and tell her u fixed it for her.

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I have the wife and the three girls here at the house( no wonder I go hunting so much), I could open a shampoo store! Seems like they go buy new shampoo every week. I think I will go round up all the half full bottles, I will have shampoo till I die. Or at least until I lose the rest of my hair.

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Here is what I did, and it worked.

Everytime I get in the shower, I knock each and every bottle off the side of the tub. (whatever didn't fall while closing the shower curtain) Then everytime she gets in the shower she has to pick up each and every bottle and put it back in place. A week or two of this and you will notice the bottle count to slowly diminish. ;)

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I love when you get up real early to go hunting and are in the shower when you knock all of them down and it wakes up the hole house at 3am.

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i literally almost broke ma neck on a shampoo bottle last night in the shower..
stump i think ima take your advice. ima bust out an old milk jug and start mixn' tonight when i get home :twisted:

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