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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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How many of you have ever
Knocked your wife out of the boat =)
As of today..... I did lol
She freaked, lost her $300 sunglasses, but I found her $8 hat.
I think flowers may be in her future.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:03 pm |
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mizzippi jb
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:53 pm Posts: 5077 Location: The duck Mecca called Ga!
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Re: How many of you have ever
Uhhh..my buddy, yes. My wife....Hell naw! Prayers sent bud lol!
_________________ HOTSAUCE170 wrote: I've never gone to Seminole for the amenities/luxury the two reasons I go down there are to kill shit and get fucked up with like minded individuals aka OG'S. If you want to swirl wine and stay in a room where politics and investment diversity are discussed (with no roaches) lake lanier is near Atlanta. If you wanna have an awesome time and maybe stay in a room where children were conceived on one side and someone got stabbed over an 8-ball on the other come on down I got a can of raid.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:19 pm |
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mudslut
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:54 pm Posts: 2061 Location: Natchitoches,La
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Re: How many of you have ever
Flowers and some new sunglasses.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:20 pm |
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
Lol
Shes fine, bit of a bruise on her perfectly formed ass =)
She handled it like a champ.
I'll pay for it I'm sure, but shes in good spirits =)
_________________ Support your troops - they support you
B. MacDonald
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:27 pm |
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mizzippi jb
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:53 pm Posts: 5077 Location: The duck Mecca called Ga!
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Re: How many of you have ever
Bum?? Are you British lol? Her ass, man! Anyhow, glad all is well.
_________________ HOTSAUCE170 wrote: I've never gone to Seminole for the amenities/luxury the two reasons I go down there are to kill shit and get fucked up with like minded individuals aka OG'S. If you want to swirl wine and stay in a room where politics and investment diversity are discussed (with no roaches) lake lanier is near Atlanta. If you wanna have an awesome time and maybe stay in a room where children were conceived on one side and someone got stabbed over an 8-ball on the other come on down I got a can of raid.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:29 pm |
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
Better ^?? =)
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:32 pm |
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mizzippi jb
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:53 pm Posts: 5077 Location: The duck Mecca called Ga!
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Re: How many of you have ever
There ya go!
_________________ HOTSAUCE170 wrote: I've never gone to Seminole for the amenities/luxury the two reasons I go down there are to kill shit and get fucked up with like minded individuals aka OG'S. If you want to swirl wine and stay in a room where politics and investment diversity are discussed (with no roaches) lake lanier is near Atlanta. If you wanna have an awesome time and maybe stay in a room where children were conceived on one side and someone got stabbed over an 8-ball on the other come on down I got a can of raid.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:15 pm |
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Frog
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:49 am Posts: 3260
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Re: How many of you have ever
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:47 pm |
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
Lol
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:50 pm |
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Swamper01
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:57 pm Posts: 470 Location: Running between Manchac and the Basin
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Re: How many of you have ever
I flew out of a skiff yesterday if that makes your wife feel any better
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:51 pm |
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Frog
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:49 am Posts: 3260
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Re: How many of you have ever
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:22 pm |
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
_________________ Support your troops - they support you
B. MacDonald
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:25 pm |
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ajverret
MMT Addict
Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:33 pm Posts: 645 Location: New Iberia, La
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Re: How many of you have ever
My wife almost went over one night froggin she got hung on a big limb and I couldn't stop fast enough. Luckily she ended up on the floor instead of over the side. I still hear about that shit tho
Sent from da mud hole
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:35 pm |
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ajverret
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Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:33 pm Posts: 645 Location: New Iberia, La
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Re: How many of you have ever
My wife almost went over one night froggin she got hung on a big limb and I couldn't stop fast enough. Luckily she ended up on the floor instead of over the side. I still hear about that shit tho
Sent from da mud hole
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:40 pm |
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North LA Hunter
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:39 pm Posts: 6976 Location: West Monroe, LA
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Re: How many of you have ever
I've thrown 2 people out of my boats.
Jumped a levee Sunday and the ice chest came down on the ole lady's toes though.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:40 pm |
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Ben_ huntin
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:12 pm Posts: 120 Location: Mississippi
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Re: How many of you have ever
Took a shap turn really hard one time and the prop blew out. I just stayed in the gas bounced it off the coils and when it caught the chair my ole lady was in flipped backwards. All we could do was laugh .
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:58 pm |
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
I cant be the only guy to do this... lol
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:41 pm |
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Woodiebuster
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:00 pm Posts: 6060 Location: Choudrant, La
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Re: How many of you have ever
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:04 pm |
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North LA Hunter
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:39 pm Posts: 6976 Location: West Monroe, LA
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:12 pm |
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bayouboy
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:08 pm Posts: 5376 Location: Venice, La
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Re: How many of you have ever
Been there my boy! It happened to me a few years back. Racing the pac back to the landing the wife was sitting in a fold out chair. Took a hard left and slid into the wake of the boat on side me. First wake slid the chair all the way to the starboard side, second wake tilted the chair, 3 wake tossed her ass! I reached for her and grabbed her leg. but she was to for gone. No choice but to just let her go lol, I disengage the clutch and pull the motor up. I'm just glad it was deep. because I actually slide right over her. I've learned from that and only get crazy with my self not with the family. Believe it or not she came up laughing! She's A keeper for sure! I did lose my phone that she had in the chairs cup holder. We went back and fished for the phone and chair the next day with fishing poles and tremble hooks. We did get the chair back. lol
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:19 pm |
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netman
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:48 pm Posts: 2363 Location: Chandler,Indiana
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Re: How many of you have ever
Pssssssh...ain't nothing. I once picked up a cattle prod at the local farm supply and pushed the business end up to my wife's butt and pulled the trigger. WTF....who would have thought they had batteries already in them. Good golly she jumped a mile high and came down so mad she could not see straight. She later laughed and said she knew I did that by mistake because while she was getting electrocuted I was making a buzzing sound with my mouth.
_________________ I got a shotgun,rifle and a Go Devil Surface Drive a country boy can survive. 35+hp GDSD engine mods by George Merta 18x48 GDSD boat
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:20 pm |
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bayouboy
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:08 pm Posts: 5376 Location: Venice, La
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Re: How many of you have ever
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:27 pm |
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:30 pm |
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CootSlayerRMFT
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Re: How many of you have ever
If she didn't deserve it before, I'm sure she earned it after...
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:29 pm |
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Migrator
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:29 pm Posts: 3227 Location: Black River, MS
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Re: How many of you have ever
_________________ WC CUSTOM 20X54 Battleship w/ Gator Glide Pushed & Pulled hard by an HDR!
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:53 pm |
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
Lol
You guys are hilarious
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Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:46 am |
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BDUBYA
MMT Addict
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:54 am Posts: 623 Location: Toledo Bend
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Re: How many of you have ever
That's some funny shit. That would prolly cause me to get the big D.
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Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:47 am |
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CootSlayerRMFT
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Re: How many of you have ever
I got to witness swampnuts' little miscalculation. I wanted so bad to take a picture, but he was giving me that look like, "Dude if you don't wipe that shit eating grin off your face before she gets the mud out of her eyes, I'll kill your whole family!"
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Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:58 pm |
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btmannin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:25 pm Posts: 1723 Location: Oxford/Jackson ms
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Re: How many of you have ever
good shit
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Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:13 pm |
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netman
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:48 pm Posts: 2363 Location: Chandler,Indiana
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Re: How many of you have ever
I will straight up tell you this. When we go to the local farms stores we go our separate ways. I head towards the tools and welding supplies. She goes to the deco, plant and whatnot section. I have in the past faked my route and double backed to see if she is up to no good. I have seen her with my own eyes trying out the cattle prods to see if they work. Now I'm not sure if she is checking to see if they have batteries in them or if she is plotting a revenge. I know to the store employees I resemble a shoplifter or crack head when we are in the farm store but Its for my own good.
_________________ I got a shotgun,rifle and a Go Devil Surface Drive a country boy can survive. 35+hp GDSD engine mods by George Merta 18x48 GDSD boat
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Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:32 am |
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WhoDat88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu May 23, 2013 4:24 pm Posts: 2912 Location: Thibodaux, La
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Re: How many of you have ever
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Buzz Killington
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:33 pm Posts: 2455
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Re: How many of you have ever
Lol wow havent seen this thread in a while lol
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