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How do you circumsize a redneck! Answer : kick his sister in the jaw! :lol:

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What if my sister don't have teeth?


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Damn...just....damn.


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Nobody screws my sister except for me!

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What do 20 girls from Arkansas have in common


A full set of teeth

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Your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife


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What is the most common thing said after an Alabama girls loses her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.


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^ I'd hit it...nothing a paper bag can't fix :roll:

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lay off my sister man!!


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You may be a redneck if you start threads about crapping your pants!....or chime in!

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You are a redneck when you fin your car while cutting the grass


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You might be a red neck if you take your kid to school cuz your in the same grade..

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you might be a redneck if you don't have FPR.


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