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tinman454
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Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:47 am Posts: 732 Location: Ontario ,Canada, eh!
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 Joke about rednecks!
How do you circumsize a redneck! Answer : kick his sister in the jaw! 
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TonyGMcElroy
MMT Addict
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:27 pm Posts: 664 Location: Henderson, Tx
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
What if my sister don't have teeth?
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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brickgw
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:15 pm Posts: 2032
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
Damn...just....damn.
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Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:09 pm |
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wisconsin phowler
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:54 pm Posts: 156
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
Nobody screws my sister except for me!
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krogers
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:24 am Posts: 1958 Location: Bristol, FL
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Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:23 pm |
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DmaxHunter
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:21 pm Posts: 2207 Location: North Alabama
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
What do 20 girls from Arkansas have in common
A full set of teeth
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Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:05 pm |
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BERNIE255
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:43 pm Posts: 1381 Location: Avoyelles Parish/ Marksville LA
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
Your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife
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Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:08 pm |
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Paulox86
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:02 pm Posts: 371
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
What is the most common thing said after an Alabama girls loses her virginity?
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
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Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:22 pm |
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dillakilla12
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:15 pm Posts: 1398
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HOTSAUCE170
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:44 am Posts: 1685 Location: Lake Blackshear,GA
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_________________ I named my boat RIANNA cause it gets beat up all the time
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wisconsin phowler
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:54 pm Posts: 156
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^ I'd hit it...nothing a paper bag can't fix  1756 Phowler 36PD
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Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:13 pm |
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North LA Hunter
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:39 pm Posts: 6976 Location: West Monroe, LA
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butternut
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:30 am Posts: 770 Location: EAST ARKANSAS
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 Re: Joke about rednecks!
lay off my sister man!!
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Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:25 pm |
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AKA Freshwaterkilla
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Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:06 pm Posts: 6584
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butternut
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:30 am Posts: 770 Location: EAST ARKANSAS
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brother.
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Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:57 pm |
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Gameover
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:06 am Posts: 3673 Location: Prarieville,LA
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AKA Freshwaterkilla
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:06 pm Posts: 6584
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CootSlayerRMFT
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Frog
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:49 am Posts: 3260
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You may be a redneck if you start threads about crapping your pants!....or chime in!
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butternut
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Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:30 am Posts: 770 Location: EAST ARKANSAS
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BERNIE255
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:43 pm Posts: 1381 Location: Avoyelles Parish/ Marksville LA
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You are a redneck when you fin your car while cutting the grass
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 pm |
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odass
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:30 pm Posts: 1928
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You might be a red neck if you take your kid to school cuz your in the same grade..
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butternut
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:30 am Posts: 770 Location: EAST ARKANSAS
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you might be a redneck if you don't have FPR.
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