Somehow, I manage to keep my wife around for 15 yrs as of today. Can someone please send her a sympathy card?

congrats man

LOL Thanks guys.
Well J, our oldest is 8 and our youngest is 7, so I guess I'd better hope and pray I can make it another 11, huh? Cheaper to keep 'er!!!!
Nah, in all seriousness, I'm the lucky one in this relationship. I know I'm a pain in the a$$ to live with!!!!!

u didn't do well in math did you? lol

WOW!!! Guess I shouldn't post when I'm still 1/2 asleep.

congrats man...............................its been a lil over a year for me and already i feel da same as u do.

Where did he mess up on his arithmatic ???? Youngest is 7 ..... 18 less 7 is 11 ...... 'Course it don't take much too put the cornfuse to me sometimes ....

ahhhh ...... the ole "edit" button !!!!!

Well ..... congrats on yore accomplishment ....... Now ... be a real man .... git them kids up to 18 and stay with yore women and then I will like to see what you type !!!!!

stop dat train 2 moro and pick up ya spud poles. comgrats 2 ya and yours.

nevermind. lol

Congrats bro. I wonder sometimes why mine puts up with me.

Congrats on the accomplishment

Congrats man. I got 2 years under my belt coming this Monday. So whats the secret?

Thoughts be with your wife, lemme know if there's anything I can do.

Congrats Camo...

And then this happens by the way congrats!

> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in
> bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
>
> She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
> in front of him.
>
> He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
>
> She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
> coffee.
>
> 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps in to the room,
>
> 'Why are you down here at this time of night?
>
> The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of
> the day we met'.
>
> She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
>
> The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started
> dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

> Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband
> is so caring and sensitive.
>
> 'Yes, I do' she replies.
>
> The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
>
> 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my
> car?'
>
> 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself in to a chair
> beside him.
>
> The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
> in my face and said,
>
> 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20
> years?'
>
> 'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
>
> He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten
> out today.'

Ahh, sweet. Congrats man and wishin ya many more!!

Thanks for all the congrats, fellas. Just for the record, there's only one secret to makin a marriage last. You've all heard the Gambler, right? That right there was some sound advice. Know when to hold em, know when to walk away, but most important was know when to RUN!!!! Nah all bs aside, I got me a good one and don't really know how I was able to keep her. Go ahead and start with the ribbin, cussin, and cheap shots, but I truly am a lucky man. The Good Lord above blessed me with 2 beautiful, healthy kids, and a good woman to raise em with. I wouldn't trade em for nothin in the world.