Buys crap that she knows she will never use
Cost me 500 yesterday
and she is bitching about me wanting to spend 1500 on mods that I will use every weekend

doesn't put quite enough creamer in my coffee when she makes and delivers it to my recliner every morning. i swear....if the bitch doesn't get it right soon........

She has all her girlfriends over every other friday night for margaritas and they all sit by da pool topless.
Just drvies me nuts

Is not very articulate when asked what she wants for her birthday. She says something might be fine, but she's actually saying if you really just get this for me I will never speak to you again. One year she said she would be fine with a pair of tennis shoes, and when she opened my present she was pissed. What she really had said was "tennis bracelet"...true story. You cannot imaging what that mistake cost me.

talks

is too damn lazy

goes shopping for clothes spending ridiculous amounts of money and a month later claiming she needs new clothes when i been wearing da same shit for about 2 years now....except bought a new pair of waders this year for hunting but will last me a couple more years.

-JordYb.

What does you wife do that drives you crazy::::::::::::

Mine doesn't wear jewelry aside from a wedding ring and occasionally a few other pieces if we dress up. She doesn't spend money and hates shopping. A new fishing pole would make her giddy for a birthday present. She will bitch about something at work every now and then but I can't ever remember her getting on my azz about anything I have done now that I thank about it. She is in the boat most of the time with me so anything new for the boat she likes. Outside of work we spend most of our time together, and we enjoy it. She is my hunting and fishing partner so I guess I got it made....................

Mr. Poker......you sir do have it made.

I'm right there with you poker mine does a little bitching but I usually just turn the tv up or go outside but any time my boat is hooked to my truck she is like a kid at the front door waiting and when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said hunting clothes so I'm good to go

I work 70 to 80 hours a week and pay all the bills in my house but yet I still come home to a dirty house.

She is afraid to stay in the house at night alone, therefore making goin bowfishing at night a rare occurance.

Drives me fukin nuts.

We have a big dog, and a glock in the bedroom.

well then get her a new bow

I have really nothing to bitch about her for she never yells on the thousands I spend a year on duck hunting and in facetis working my shifts at our buissness for me so I can go out west for 14 days and duck and goose hunt this year. She is coming out mid week with a elk tag she apperentlly wants a elk rug whatever i guess . She puts up with me and goes hunting and ice fishing any time I want her to come with. I will never complain about her. I got a good women and I knoe they are hard to come by.

mine thinks about chit toooooo much. mind never quits.

I don't have anything to complain about with mine, other than she lets stuff get to her sometimes and gets really stressed out. Most of the time she's pretty easy going. Doesn't bitch about the fortune's I spend on hunting and fishing and the boat. Went hunting with me quite a bit the first two season's we were together, but was out of work and all stressed out last year. Only went once, and wouldn't take her gun out of the case. Said she didn't deserve to go or some nonsense like that. Overall, good gal. Takes good care of me, and lets me do what I want. Loves being in the boat when its hot out, not too big on the cold mornings, but will go if I need a partner. Seeing what some of my buddies go home to every night makes me very thankfull for what I have for sure.

like i said thinks too much.

she sounds like a clone of mine.

She drives me crazy when she licks my balls and makes those gagging sounds when trying to deep throat.....God that drives me crazy!!!!

One can tell who's wives read this forum. As some before me have said, I call bullshit on some of you.

Poker's wife is the only one I know of to actually get on the website. I know mine doesn't come on here. Some of us just got lucky it sounds like. I've only been married for three years now, so some would say that we are still newlyweds. But a lot of friends who were married around the same time are already divorced, getting divorced, or just living with it but miserable.

I can honestly say I love my wife, and she lets me get away with just about anything. I think the fact that we really trust each other goes a long way. If she wants to go out with her friends and I don't it's not a big deal. Be safe, don't drink and drive, don't get in a car with someone who's drinking and driving, have fun, and I'll see you when you get home. Same thing if I want to go out, whether it be to a bar, or out in the boat. She know's she's always invited and its not a big deal whether she wants to go or not. Same when burning vacation time, sometimes I want to go somewhere for the weekend that she doesn't, so she stays home, and like wise.

We all have our up's and down's, but the biggest blow out we have had so far was over a football game. I recorded it and cut off all communication so I didn't know what happened, she got a text message at about half time and told me the outcome. I got pissed, she got pissed, we argued, had make up sex, and went on with life. We bicker just like any old married couple, but I can't remember the last time we raised our voices at each other, other than that one time.

Oh and it was the FL vs AL SEC championship last year, and I was probably more pissed about the outcome than the fact that she told me.

My wife has O.C.D so I come home to a clean house everyday can't complain about that. But she moves my recliner toward the wall so it hits the wall when I recline that pisses me off!!! , and she cleans my garage I cannot find anything!

Breathes!!!

Mine drives me nutz!!! Crawls my butt everytime I'm out hunting or just spending time with friends. She will call 20 times any day that I hunt or not home. If I don't answer the first time she will keep calling back to back till I do. She wants to know what time I will be home and if I'm 5 minutes later than what I said she wants to know what took so long. She has no job and it is like pulling teeth to get her to keep the house picked up and clean and don't even mention washing clothes cause she will wash and dry them then throw them in a pile and let everything get wrinkled. Drives me nuts. She has a trust problem and I have giving her no reason not to trust me. But life will go on and I will try to work on her cause child support is too much for me.

This reminds me of the sinner confessing to the priest that he had had sex with a goat, to which the priest responded that he himself would haveheld that sin close to the vest instead.

Just my girlfriend, but she drives me absolutely batshit crazy!

She talks about shit I couldnt care about..
She spends money on shit she doesnt need and is in MASSIVE debt because of it
She complains that she doesnt get enough money from her very wealthy father
She complains that all her friends are married and she isnt
She bitches about how much I spend on my hobbies.
She NAGS the SHIT out of me about saving up to buy her an engagment ring instead of buying a new gun or hunting accessory.
Her family is certifiably nuts.
She has every health problem that has ever been concieved.
She refuses to go to the doctor to about said health problems. (even though she has AMAZING health insurance)
She talks, and talks, and talks, and talks, and talks about nothing.
She constantly finds shit for me to do to make her life easier.
I dont think there has been a day since I have known her that she HASNT complained about something. she never has good days.
Everything is a massive problem and she needs to stress about it until the problem is fixed.


wow. I guess I need to hit the eject button on this crazy beyotch before she hooks me into marrying her. damn.

yeah, i would def get out of that while you can.