Sucks Ass.

Dat is all.

little more details please........

This has to be one of those stories where it starts


One time when I was drunk................

Finger stuck in nose.

Well after a half dozen near death experiences da night before while on our froggin adventure dat lasted till 3:00 AM saturday mournin, we left da camp at bout 8:00 AM to go stock da live well wit bass. We catch several nice size bass then one of da podnahs find a way to get his crank bait hung up, well he yanked on da bait and it found it's way to my face (my nose to be more specific). I imediately realized dat treble hooks SUCK when inbeaded in da cartiledge of your nose. We went back to da camp and were unable to push it through or pull it out (never let sumone talk you into lettin dem try to pull a hook out wit da old 1-2-3 yank-yank-yank method, it's now on my list of most painful dumb shit to try). So we go to Morgan City and visit da Teche Regional Medical Center were I am informed dat der are 6 people in frount of me in da ER. 2 hours later still not a one of da 6 people in front of me has been called so I leave and go to Baton Rouge were da doctor sees me imediately and deadens my nose then removes da hook and has me on my merry way in less than 15 minutes. I think dat da hospital in Morgan City has allready started practicin Obama Care and it SUCKS ASS.

dat sux jc!
teche is a joke, we always go to thibodaux.

That sucks. Had a trebble hook stuck in my finger bout 5 weeks ago. Cut my trip short, had to go home. I swear those new hooks are so razor sharp u better not mess wit em too much. I was just pullin the bait out da basses mouth. Tried the string pull method when we got home... Didn't work...hurt like hell. Had to man up and push it through like the cowboys did with arrows and cut the barb.

hell if you wanted a nose peircing ,you could
ve just went over around chime street. I'm sure you could've found someone to do it. lol hope all is well.

And you didnt get pictures??????????? JK, been there so I know it sux.

damnit JC, same thing happened to a buddy of mine while we were redfishing at the beach. He stuck the rod in the rod holder bent down to put bait on one of the hooks and stepped on the surf weight somehow and made the string bounce and the top hook went right through his nose. ughhh

I want pictures !!!

I remember one day when my dad had a nice gold spoon in his cheek.

Just got a bill in from da Teche Regional Medical Center
Are they phuckin serious $300 and they never even did anything except tell me to have a seat and wait to be called (which I never was).
If they think I'm gonna pay dis crap they done fell out der phuckin tree. I have half a mind to mail dem a pipe bomb.

Chicks dig scars

Dat was their non-refundable dumbazz fee.......................