got this in an email today, probably been around a while but first i've seen of it.

A ******, an Arab, and a redneck girl are sitting at the bar. The ****** finishes a beer and throws his glass in the air... pulls out a 9mm and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the ghetto, we steal our glasses so we never drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,throws his into the air, pulls out an AK-47 and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The redneck girl, one cool bitch, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, shoots the ****** and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many ****** and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

"God Bless America"

That one sure did have a lot of *'s