Old bald headed bastard was walking through the supermarket aisles saying"CRISCO---CRIIIISCO" Store employee says to him, "Sir the crisco is in aisle no. 4. Old bastard says "Yeah, I know, but I'm looking for my old lady" Store guy says "Your Wife's name is Crisco??" Old man says "Naw,that's just whatI call her out in public" "Well, What do you call her at home" asked the store employee. Old man replies--"Lard Ass"
