I thought this was appropriate since some folks are flying over the holiday...

Things are getting touchy-feely at the airport - here's proof:

Grope discounts available.

You can't see London,
you can't see France,
unless we see your underpants!

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw back a few at the airport Chili's -- you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.

We are now free to move about your pants.

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than UPS.

The TSA ain't bein' silly, they only wanna inspect your willy.

Stroke of the hand; law of the land!

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.

Let our fingers do the Walking.

Cough.

Reach out and touch someone.

Can you feel me now?

When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.

hahahahah

That whole thing is kinda messed up. You hear bout the 70 year old that they spilled his urostomy bag all over him and he had to fly covered in piss.

you should be able to pick your tsa agent to make you feel the "most comfortable".
i'd find the best looking chick in there and let her fill up on me!

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