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CAJUN OUTLAW
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:37 pm Posts: 2577
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 SETEX PRISON ESCAPE
A man escapes from a prison somewhere in setex where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, appears to kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, take em'gator whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you." His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:12 am |
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Woodiebuster
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Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:00 pm Posts: 6060 Location: Choudrant, La
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:53 am |
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QUACK KILLA
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:24 am Posts: 139
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 Re: SETEX PRISON ESCAPE
u mean a stool turbo is only 3ft tall he aint gots no chairs in his house
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:37 am |
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jordy
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:25 pm Posts: 1588 Location: South Louisiana
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:27 am |
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Team Camo
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Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:22 am |
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robertb4wd
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 1501 Location: Bridge City, Texas
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Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:55 pm |
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:09 am |
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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 Re: SETEX PRISON ESCAPE
Oh and another thing its SETX not SETEX, and people don't usually break out of prison over here, they just let them out, they have more rights than we on the outside world got. I mean whats better than 3 hots and a cott when your on death row?
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:16 am |
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robertb4wd
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 1501 Location: Bridge City, Texas
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I think the gay convict must have a fedish for sex with an umpa lumpa 
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:30 am |
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:32 am |
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robertb4wd
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 1501 Location: Bridge City, Texas
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Looks like someone has a complex. UMPA LUMPA is a real person and has feelings too.
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:45 am |
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robertb4wd
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 1501 Location: Bridge City, Texas
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:08 am |
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CAJUN OUTLAW
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:37 pm Posts: 2577
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 Re: SETEX PRISON ESCAPE
this is allright......almost as fun as watching two n!ggers beat the shit out of each other,who cares who wins 
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:10 am |
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Team Camo
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Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:08 pm |
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chops3131
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:34 pm Posts: 1182 Location: Beaumont TX
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