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A man escapes from a prison somewhere in setex where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, appears to kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, take em'gator whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you."
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."


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:lol: :lol:

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u mean a stool turbo is only 3ft tall he aint gots no chairs in his house


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:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Damn :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:09 am
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Oh and another thing its SETX not SETEX, and people don't usually break out of prison over here, they just let them out, they have more rights than we on the outside world got. I mean whats better than 3 hots and a cott when your on death row?


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I think the gay convict must have a fedish for sex with an umpa lumpa :lol:

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Looks like someone has a complex. UMPA LUMPA is a real person and has feelings too.

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???


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this is allright......almost as fun as watching two n!ggers beat the shit out of each other,who cares who wins :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:? :lol: :lol:


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