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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm
Posts: 5582
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 Dear Santa Dear Santa,
Dis year I have decided not to ask you for anything for myself. Instead I would like to ask you for gifts to be brought to others. At dis time I would like to take da time to formally ask you to brings gifts to all da members of MMT.
First, please bring Gigafag a GTR so he can stop wishin he could have bought one instead of dat crappy GDSD.
Second, please bring deltadickmaster a reinforced neck brace so dat he can propely support da weight of dat big head of his.
Third, please bring bundy some more JB Weld so dat he build him another boat.
Fourth, please bring dguidry a copy of George Bush's new book so dat he may learn what side of politics is best for da nation.
5th, please bring chops a telephone book to sit on so ddat he can see over da steerin wheel.
6th, please bring Uncle J a queer monkey so dat he will have somethin to relieve all his sexual stress wit.
7th, please bring River a new keyboard so dat he can straighten out sum of these fellas.
8th, please bring DMD a can of green spray paint, a drill bit, a GTR sticker, and a 4X shirt so dat he will stop cryin.
9th, please bring Tony B a platoon of moderators to help him keep up wit all da BS here.
And for everyone else, please bring dem a pair of flip flops and a dildo.......dat way if they don't like da flip flops, they can go phuck dem selves.
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dog walker
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:08 pm
Posts: 5282
Location: Meraux,La.
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Re: Dear Santa I love me some flippie floppies,thanks QC and a merry Christmas to you all.
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autogateman
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:32 pm
Posts: 4036
Location: Gonzales La
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Re: Dear Santa lookin forward to ma flip flops, merry christmas J C!
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm
Posts: 1262
Location: St. Francisville, LA
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Re: Dear Santa
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2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR
Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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mcnemar1982
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:03 pm
Posts: 2216
Location: Walker, Louisiana
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Re: Dear Santa Phag fest!
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Ideas not coupled with action
never become bigger than the
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Owner
DEEP SOUTH CUSTOM BOATS (225) 252-2700
Good boats ain't cheap, Cheap boats ain't good!
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DeathMetalDukk
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:50 pm
Posts: 3777
Location: Knotts Island, North Carolina.
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Re: Dear Santa And Santa, please don't forget to bring QC some kneepads, and a swiffer, I know it gets dusty under Kyle's desk.
Love,
DMD
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Put yer face in the myrtles.
35 GTR chasing a 1650 Polarkrap.
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm
Posts: 10201
Location: SETX
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Re: Dear Santa
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T-Bubba
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:43 pm
Posts: 3958
Location: Centerville, La
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Re: Dear Santa Merry Christmas yall!
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I gave up mud motors
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am
Posts: 10388
Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Dear Santa Merry Christmas
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muddawgchuck
MMT F.E.
Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:22 pm
Posts: 959
Location: Spurger Tx.
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Re: Dear Santa Merry Christmas lol
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36PD EFI
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postalpaul
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:25 pm
Posts: 1935
Location: Kaufman- TEXAS
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Re: Dear Santa Merry Xmas all
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