I am sure there is alot of video footage..

I've learned a bit from this weekend:If you are 6', it is hard to wrestle a midget.
Beer all day, and Whiskey Contest after is bad.
Thank God 3rd Coast Killer's boat was tied up were it was.. If not, I would have falling overboard
Jamie B can no longer have a knife
Take'm needs clothes his size. His 5 week old daughters shirt looked funny on him
Some poeple think that girl midgets are HOT and want to do them. (ughhhh)
Fried Coot is pretty good
Drunk MMT members can Fuk up 5#'s of rice with a Seafood Gumbo
Take'm needs english classes
3rd Coast killer didnt pass out this time
No One woke up Sunday to Hunt.
A dual rig with 7 people running 31.5mph is dangerous
Keestan YELLS when he is drunk "You will not Overload my Loud" in the words of KeestanA DOG SHOCK collar HURTS !!!!!!!!!! (dont try it)
Dominos should deliver down the bayou
Take'm boat can run far on land
When Dual Rigs get stuck, THEY ARE STUCK !!!
Dozrya Sucks driving through dead Lillies

I'm sure more this will come to memory. I feel like Im still drunk....

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Stuff I learned:
J can't drink whiskey
Dog shock collars are hillarious
JamieB dual rig is a beast
Keestan gets louder as his alcohol intake increases
There were no ducks
My boat needs a bigger motor

I'm sure I will have more later as well.
I have lots of photos and videos. I will try to post them later when I get them on a real computer from my iPhone.

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Where are the drunk rails for your camp??

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YOU SUCK AT TAKING PICTURES !!!!!!! WHY THEY SO BLURRY ?

I was having a hard time standing up much less holding steady enough to take pictures.
I have about 15 that I can't identify

Each one of those photos is a story, I'm sure. I'm just glad I didn't read about any in the paper. Looks like a hell of a good time!!!

I had thoughts of going. I had it all planed. We were going to have a trial, with Uncle J as the judge. My secretary was going to print out all the text of everyone's most virulent posts and we were going to use that to convict everyone of crimes we made up. And since we were on a vessel, maritime law would apply, which means what the captain decides is the law. I had the judicial robes and wigs all ready to take with me. It could still happen. We'd have to be drunk first, of course. But I ended up sending my regrets to Uncle J's gracious invitation for two reasons: 1. I came to my senses, 2. there would be pics and video, a reality in which we live today.

BTW, next time try Seagram's Honey Whiskey instead of Makers Mark....really goes down smoothly.

That last photo of the two on the floor needs some serious explanation!!

No my ankle is normally that fuc*ing huge

All in all we had a great time...didnt kill alot of ducks but we had fun. It was good to meet yall guys and I hope I didnt piss anybody off too much Saturday night (the whiskey gets me going and sometimes I can piss people off ).

Looks like yal had a helluva time.

Add one to your list Uncle J

Hotdognjo has more porn than he will ever be able to watch

I can drive through dead lillies. Just sucks when you going wide open, smoke a log and bank the boat in a 4ft wide cut. All in all, I'm still learning how to drive my engine and got us out of that fucking mess!

Only lost 1/8th in of my prop. Damn you JaimeB for getting us to go ride in that shallow hard bottom shit.

Damn Keestan, that ankle looks bad. I bet it feels great to walk on huh. I had a good time watchin yall cut up. Js face got some road rash from the bathroom door and the floor. And yes Dozrya, that was some hard bottom sh!t. When ya step out da boat in knee boots and dont even get ya ankles wet, its kinda bad.

I guess it would be worse to be a tool bag full of douches.

All i can ssay about that weekend is WOW, you South South South LA boys fry freaking anything, hell coot is maybe in my top 10, but after this weekend it may have jumped a couple spots. Also Gator-Tail on a 4 ft bank is hard as hell to get back in the water. TenPoint has probably the baddest SKIFF i have ever seen. You put uncle J and keestan together you have UFC unrated hahahahaha, and as far as anyone else it was good to meet ya'll and i hope to hell we can do it again.

Dguidry, I ask this in all honesty...
Do you put on a little bit and try to stir the pot?
Is that role playing of court trails your idea of fun?

Swamp Ninja entered this thread, and left.. WOW...