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slambin
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Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm
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Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Beer turns men into women... Got this in an email.
Beer Analysis
Beer contains female hormones!
Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women!
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within
a one- hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to all the men you
know to warn them against drinking too much beer!
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schrieverboy
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Location: South,La
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Re: Beer turns men into women... If dats da case mich. Ultra must have double da hormones
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UNCLE-J
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Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am
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Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Beer turns men into women...
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schrieverboy
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Location: South,La
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Re: Beer turns men into women...
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1648 w/ a 36 pd fpr on dat biatch
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UNCLE-J
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Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am
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Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Beer turns men into women... THIS IS WHAT MILLER LIGHT WILL DO.. Read Below:
Shrieverboy came meet us for lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings.. After Drinking 3 BIG AZZ Miller Lights, He started trying to pick up on a chick that was more man that him.. It seems she still had the needle hanging out of her vain. He tought all she needed was a hamburger.. STRAIGHT UP CRACK HEAD !!! I am not even sure if she or he was a girl.. They kept looking into each others eyes..
CONCLUSION.....
Dont let Shrieverboy bring girls to the camp with you.. They may or may not be girls..
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schrieverboy
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Location: South,La
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Re: Beer turns men into women...
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1648 w/ a 36 pd fpr on dat biatch
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UNCLE-J
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Re: Beer turns men into women...
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schrieverboy
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Re: Beer turns men into women...
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1648 w/ a 36 pd fpr on dat biatch
G-14 CLASSIFIED SKIFF ON DA WAY!!
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UNCLE-J
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Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Beer turns men into women...
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| Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:44 pm |
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schrieverboy
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Re: Beer turns men into women... see the jokes on u nonc -j i dont think it was hittn da pipe, it was mainlining so HAAAAAA!!! LMAO 
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UNCLE-J
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Re: Beer turns men into women... SO, you are admitting that you were chasing a crackhead.
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schrieverboy
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Re: Beer turns men into women... jus tryn to help ma boy out.. some people would thank me fa dat 
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1648 w/ a 36 pd fpr on dat biatch
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