A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'


The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.


As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?’


Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.'

I need the name of that insurance company!!! I pay 700.00 dollars a month and still get bad service & more bills!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!

ya need to get that myself

fork that.... just give me da name of dat nurse. I'll cut out da middle people and go straight to da service provider. lol

Nice

You can be assured there wont be any of that in the Obama package!

That insurance was probably put into effect while Clinton was in office.

y'all ever hear what dey found in Monica Lewinski's blouse pocket?


















a wad of bill's