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Quackkillz
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 Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only 3 moves
Chuck Norris once won American idol by only using sign language
Chuck Norris was bit by a rattlesnake and after 3 days of suffering the snake finally died
Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry
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freonjohn
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris invented the C-section--- when he round house kicked his way out of his momma's belly
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scatters boy 316
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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Dwalker42
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris does not dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Winn10
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes when alexander bell invented the phone he had 2 missed calls from chuck.
I know ima catch shit from this but....... chuck can make uncle j offer FULL asking price
Chuck pulled DDM out with a MB in reverse
go ahead, crucify me
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brasso
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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scatters boy 316
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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Winn10
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes no harm meant but I thought it was funny
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Winn10
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes just to givem some ammo I got a Dixie lol
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pinepointer
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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instagator911
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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instagator911
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
I don't usualy fear anything.
But when i do it's
Chuck Norris!
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Winn10
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes yeah but im sure they know you and vice versa.
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coupe1975
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes When Chuck Norris goes into the Home Depot everybody speaks English!
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instagator911
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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iah2ofwlr
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris and superman got into a fight and the loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
The dinosaurs messed with chuck Norris once and only once.
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instagator911
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes If Chuck Norris ran the border patrol we would have a bigger weed problem....
In our yards! lol
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mud slinger 69
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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rob_E
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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Chadb1010
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Keestan where you at on this one?
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Bigrich
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Good stuff
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Dwalker42
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes There is no theory of evolution. Only creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear is not dead it's just afraid to move.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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da go get'er
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck who?
John Wayne the original badass
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rob_E
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Until Chuck came along and put a whooping on him then he rode off into the sunset with his head held low never to be heard from again
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Old School
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris is Jesus big brother.
God prays to Chuck Norris.
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berk
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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eljefe
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris is so bad he makes medicine sick..... wait a second, that was ali....
sent by carrier pigeon...don't shoot it!!!!
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Bigrich
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Michael Jackson is only white now because Chuck Norris round-house kicked the black out of him.
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Bigrich
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes If Chuck Norris snorts cocaine, the cocaine gets excited!
Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.
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Ducksmuggler
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris dick is so big it has its own dick, and that dick is bigger than your dick!
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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Bigrich
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Funny pic
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rob_E
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Bob Bonnit
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Jesus can walk on water....Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
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Bob Bonnit
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris has secretly had sex with every woman on the planet...as a result they bleed every month for 5 consecutive days.
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Brown Duck
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
Pretty funny
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Fowlweather80
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Hes so tuff he brushes his teeth with aluminum foil and flosses with stripped telephone wire
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CJB
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris popped a Molly and the Molly started sweating
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