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Bigrich
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 Re: Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris' beard alone, has taken the virginity of 50 women.
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DUCK HEARSE
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes 1. Chuck Norris lit a fart on the Hindenburg.
2. Chuck Norris once roasted an entire moose on the manifold of his Hummer.
3. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Chuck Norris could have killed 25 people. or completely satisfied 5 women...twice
4. Chuck Norris' penis has a dorsal fin.
5. Chuck Norris once listened to an entire song....on mute
6. Chuck Norris uses a submarine periscope as a bong.
7.Chuck Norris once knocked a woman out with his ejaculation.
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fowllife08
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes
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CJB
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