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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/0 ... 76692.html

Scroll down and play the video...you have to watch a little commercial and then you'll hear the MAN leave the voice mail on her phone...

Would appear that Tiger has been doing a little Night Putting...

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
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you would think that the dumb bastard would be satisfied having as much cash as he does and married to this..................


but noooo, he wants to bang a waitress :roll: he deserves what he gets.

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Not just 1.......now it's 3...But it does remind me of a quaint piece of prose i once read on a wall...."No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere....is sick of her sh$t!"

Just say'n...
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someone has this in their sig, but i was always told "if its got tires or tits, its gonna give you trouble." i guess tiger got them at once.

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it's the 7 iron he gots to be worried about....sounds like she was ticked off!

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At least he's still smileing!


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"uh...hey, this is tiger" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Best one yet...

The police asked Tiger's wife how many time she hit him.
She replied.."I don't know, put me down for a 5" :lol:

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he shoulda married within his own species. :)


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Tigers new nickname is
























Cheetah Woods ! :D

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