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POKER1
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm Posts: 6243 Location: Bossier City
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 Wives & showers
I don't really understand what all goes on when women take a shower. I have a super size jug of Head & Shoulders shampoo and a bar of Irish Spring soap in our shower. Thats all I need to get the job done. I mean I'll probably run out of hair before I run out of shampoo cause at last count I only had 207 left. My wife has no less than 15 bottles of chit in there. I really don't think she knows what its all for. And it can't be working because she looses enough hair every day that it looks like a small rat got caught up in the drain. I don't understand it. Life is so unfair. 
_________________ 18x48 Charles Leonard / 36PD
"I do think there is a Squatch in these woods"!!!!!
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bayouboy
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:08 pm Posts: 5376 Location: Venice, La
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:27 pm |
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Tenpoint
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:22 pm Posts: 2029 Location: Patterson LA
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I feel your pain. I got the same situation over here. Wife and two daughters and each one of em has about 6 or 7 bottles of crap hangin around the tub.
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:00 pm |
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LA OUTLAW
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:25 pm Posts: 1096 Location: Morgan City
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Tenpoint
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:22 pm Posts: 2029 Location: Patterson LA
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_________________ 19x48 Rink/Aucoin Bateau w/35 GTR 20x60 Home-made skiff w/200 Merc
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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Just empty all dem bottles into one big one and tell her u fixed it for her.
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bigdtex
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 493
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I have the wife and the three girls here at the house( no wonder I go hunting so much), I could open a shampoo store! Seems like they go buy new shampoo every week. I think I will go round up all the half full bottles, I will have shampoo till I die. Or at least until I lose the rest of my hair.
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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Here is what I did, and it worked. Everytime I get in the shower, I knock each and every bottle off the side of the tub. (whatever didn't fall while closing the shower curtain) Then everytime she gets in the shower she has to pick up each and every bottle and put it back in place. A week or two of this and you will notice the bottle count to slowly diminish. 
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grrifles
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:10 pm Posts: 72
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I love when you get up real early to go hunting and are in the shower when you knock all of them down and it wakes up the hole house at 3am.
chris
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:40 am |
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coondik
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:10 am |
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marsh bandit
MMT Addict
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:02 pm Posts: 584 Location: Pearland, Texas
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:16 pm |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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schrieverboy
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:06 am Posts: 916 Location: South,La
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_________________ 1648 w/ a 36 pd fpr on dat biatch G-14 CLASSIFIED SKIFF ON DA WAY!! Never try to educate someone who resists knowledge at all costs.
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:32 am |
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coondik
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:38 pm |
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schrieverboy
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:06 am Posts: 916 Location: South,La
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i literally almost broke ma neck on a shampoo bottle last night in the shower.. stump i think ima take your advice. ima bust out an old milk jug and start mixn' tonight when i get home 
_________________ 1648 w/ a 36 pd fpr on dat biatch G-14 CLASSIFIED SKIFF ON DA WAY!! Never try to educate someone who resists knowledge at all costs.
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forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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